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The reason for my 2 hour commute home today was…

September 6, 2007
By Michael Townsend
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This guy:

He is a wanted thief who ran into the Bethesda metro station when police identified him. He then assaulted an officer on a train, jumped off and ran down the tracks towards Medical Center. They closed both stations and had to bus people (me included) from Friendship Heights to the north.

The line for a bus was huge, so I jumped on the first one I saw. It only got me as far as Bethesda, where Stacie battled traffic to pick me up.

Here’s the Fox5 news post

And here’s the WMATA news post

Jerk. If I see him, I’m gonna give him an atomic wedgie.

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About Michael Townsend

Michael Townsend founded CleverDude.com in June 2006 while working as a technical analyst in the Washington, D.C. area. A Penn State graduate, he built the site as a side project alongside a white-collar career that included earning a master’s degree and multiple promotions.

In five years he wrote nearly 1,300 articles on personal finance and life lessons drawn from his own experience. The blog grew from a hobby into a recognized early voice in the personal-finance community and generated meaningful revenue. He sold the site in 2010, continued as a guest contributor through 2015, and returned in 2023 after further career advances, paying off his home, and extensive travel.

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  1. Brainy Smurf says

    September 6, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Looks a wee bit like one of the fellas from Milli Vanilli…

    Based on the news story, it doesn’t appear that he’s a violent criminal and while I’m all in favor of the police pursuing suspects more diligently, it seems a little drastic to snarl traffic in a metro area for that length of time for a common petty criminal.

    I understand that the reports mention that he “assaulted” an officer, but police do tend to exaggerate when they’re the victim — sheesh, even my wife was charged with interfering with an officer when she refused to provide id until she was told the reason for the officer’s request — which never came. Charge was dropped — thankfully. And we never did get a reason for why she was stopped… I digress…

    Not saying the officer wasn’t assaulted or anything, I’m just saying, it seems like they went a little overboard on this one.

    Or maybe I’m way off base and there’s a lot more back story to this…

    Eitherway, he deserves that wedgie — for the lip synching too.

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  2. The Financial Blogger says

    September 7, 2007 at 8:18 am

    Brainy, by looking at his face, I think he looks more like a serial killer than a simple thief, don’t you think? Or maybe he stole the policeman’s donuts and this is why they are so frustrated about it!

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  3. Single Ma says

    September 7, 2007 at 8:47 am

    I don’t know why but this post [and comments] are really funny. Let me get this straight…

    He allegedly stole a car but jumped on the metro to run from the police.

    Then they shut down two metro rails DURING rush hour to catch him.

    Oh the irony. HA HA

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  4. Clever Dude says

    September 7, 2007 at 9:22 am

    Actually he was stealing GPS units from cars, not the cars themselves.

    What I don’t get, and is the most annoying thing to me about this, is how do you not catch a guy in a 2 mile long tunnel that only has 2 ends? I mean c’mon, even a world class runner can only make that run down the tracks in 7-8 minutes. You couldn’t get transit police to wait at each end of the tunnel for him? Are they incompetent? I’m sure I don’t have the full information of what happened, but this has to be one of the easiest ways to catch a criminal.

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  5. BeyondtheConsumer says

    September 7, 2007 at 11:13 am

    I’m pretty sure the tunnel has many access points and crawl spaces.

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  6. Clever Dude says

    September 7, 2007 at 11:32 am

    BtC: I figured that and am giving the police a slight benefit of the doubt, but you would think they know the exit points. If they can’t get a minor criminal like this, then how can they track or catch terrorists on our transit system?

    It’s more of the peace of mind than anything.

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